Weirdest Memo Ever?

The memo below is real.  It has parts redacted to mask the source.  But it is an actual memo that was distributed to all employees of a regional office of a large, 50+ year old, international company.  With great difficulty, I'm going to resist any commentary.  See what you think.  Where does this rank on your weird scale?

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